"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."
"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."
The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."
Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."
Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.
Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."
Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.
Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020
Saw this chic while at the bar the other night. She was such a sleeze vag, rubbing up on al these different guys trying to get free drinks. They didn’t want anything to do with her and she didn’t get the hint. It was almost creepy.
by Jennbec1 March 24, 2018
Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.
by Jennbec1 March 22, 2018
Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.
by Jennbec1 March 22, 2018
by Mtg187 February 15, 2020
When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.
by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 12, 2019