Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen

Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”

by Cucumbro January 16, 2021

plan B

Is other women that a dude has when he feels like the main one he wants is going to reject him.

Person 1: how are you and that one girl you wanted

Person 2: she rejected me so im on plan B.

Person 1: always best to keep a spare but im sorry to here that.

Person 2: its all good now I can show the other girl some attention sense that girl wasted my time.

by MR. RELATIONSHIP SAVER January 28, 2021

Hangout Plan

Organised slacking so that a collective of slackers can safely do very little together

We should organise our hangout plan so we don’t dob ourselves in by accident

by Alan,Steve! March 26, 2021

Plan D

When you accidentally nut in your girl, panic, buy her Plan B, make her take it, then realize you can nut in her over and over because the aforementioned Plan B will take care of it.

I freaked out last night cause I came inside my girl, so I bought her Plan B, then I realized I should just switch to Plan D.

by Tomthebom0 April 3, 2021

Intel Core Plan

The plan of Intel to kill Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging computers beyond oblivion

Artzhole: Look I found out about the Intel Core Plan
Random poo head: I know about the Intel Core Plan

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Intel Core Plan

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Gerber life affordable grow up plan

accepting applications

Have you heard of Gerber life affordable grow up plan

by Mans_dont_be_hot April 18, 2021