Josh Car Keys

A boy who makes mistakes all the time

Don't meet up with him he might ask you out then dump u over text jsyk

Josh car keys is umm

by Never Forget January 4, 2018

Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

chinese church key

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Low Key Dead

The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.

After Alli finished the game of flip cup she said aloud "I'm low key dead...".

by Chadder May 9, 2017

key to your gate

It basically means I got the dick to your pussy.

Davon: Hey niya!
Niya: Yeah?
Davon: I got the key to your gate.
Niya: What!!??!
Davon: Hahaha!!!

by That_girl_got_game/gang December 27, 2016

The "T" key is gone

It is biblical. If the "T" key is gone then the world will end...*hint hint* 2012!!!!

"OMG, THE "T" KEY IS GONE!!!!"
"Were screwed!!!!.....well in 2012 we are.....man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

Alicia Keys Syndrome

When you keep falling in and out of love for the same person repeatedly.

Girl: I know he cheated on me before but I can’t help but falling in love with him again.
Other Girl: Girl you got Alicia Keys Syndrome.

by labusha January 18, 2020