A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.
Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
Get the Occam’s Balloonmug. When person one takes a bong hit up their ass then person two goes ass to mouth to take the hit while person one farts it out.
by DudeThatsSoWrong April 22, 2023
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug. by CalmSnail June 14, 2024
Get the glue balloonsmug. an Ohio Water balloon is when you are having anal sex and decide to take a piss before or after finishing.
sally told her boyfriend they could do anal and he decided because she was cheating on his ass that he would just give her an Ohio water balloon and bounce.
by shakazulu720 December 19, 2020
Get the Ohio Water balloonmug. a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
Get the I ready balloonmug. While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.
Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.
by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014
Get the hot air balloonmug. Balls, testicles.
Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.
Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.
by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024
Get the Glue balloonsmug.