Booty Balloon

Before anal sex, prepping the anal opening by inserting a flat size 1-3 soccer ball (or something of similar size), then inflating with a manual pump until preferred width. Once preferred psi is reached, slowly release the air, and remove the object from the anus. After being prepped, now indulge in anal sex.

Prepare me using a Booty Balloon.

by freakyballoonpump13 July 8, 2025

Milwaukee Balloon

When U Blow Into someones bootyhole and they blow up like a balloon

Wow dave Must've gave his girl The Milwaukee Balloon! SHE HUGE!!

by Maxwell GotBands August 4, 2025

Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.

I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

forbidden ocean balloon

a slang term for the float part of a Portuguese man of war.

don’t touch the forbidden ocean balloon

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 31, 2025

Balloon Popper

When a girl (or guy with moobs) cuts their tits and then gives a titjob

"Yo I heard Phil got a balloon popper from Kacie"

"Yeah, she's a freak fr"

by mikehawk921087 February 3, 2025

Balloon boy

A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!

'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'

by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025

Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.

The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.

by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025