Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

dick slam

Basically slamming your dick in a girls vagina and not telling her that your going to do so.

Why did Bob dick slam Marcy?

by Travis Church May 22, 2008

Slam hog

An unattractive female with absolutely no standards that is always ready for a good slamming.

“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”

“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”

by Ligma knotz July 15, 2019

Autism Slam

The noise a body makes when it’s slammed on the floor at Mach 3 by the beefy autistic kid Jeremy. Typically done in halls or on concrete to inflict maximum damage

Holy fuck did Jeremy autism slam Kyle?? That’s the third one this week.

by tastygreens September 5, 2018

Slam Dunked

When a lady anus is railroaded by a penis during hard sex.

"LISA IS WALKING FUNNY TODAY, DID SHE HURT HERSELF?"

"NO, ROGER SLAM DUNKED HER IN THE ASS LAST NIGHT."

by Akaeuvasha July 4, 2016

Slam-hammered

Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.

When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.

by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009

Slam tease

A girl that is D.T.T. (down to tease) but not D.T.F. Usually results in blue balls. This girl usually has blonde hair blue eyes and a large rack. If u meet one dont expect to get your dick wet but just slightly touched. But for the most part they are recievers and not givers.

Hey Mason, did you ever get it in with Rachele? No bro shes a slam tease.

Hey Rach are you D.T.F. nope im D.T.T. ;)

by The Bro Crew September 24, 2011