Reverse PTSD

When you uncontrollably have flashbacks of a really enjoyable experience that makes you want to relive the experience again.

Ever since I went to that strip club I've been having reverse PTSD over it and want to go back.

by BigMoist January 1, 2017

Reverse-Legend

When someone is actually such a loser that they're the total opposite of a legend.

Dude did you hear what Paz was saying last night? He was being such a f*****g reverse-legend

by lordlit7 November 12, 2017

reverse aladdin

1. a sexual position done over, sideways, and under on a carpet
or
2. a sexual position where two people have sex somehow involving a lamp

"Nina and Brad totally hooked up last night"
"Yeah I know! I heard they were doing the reverse aladdin on Brad's parents carpet."

by randomgirl199 May 11, 2014

Reverse Subway

A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).

Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.

by Bradaz - Article April 17, 2023

Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.

by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019

Reverse Handkerchief

Sniffing panties. Particularly with the gusto one would blow their nose into a handkerchief, only inhaling as opposed to exhaling.

Michael knew what Josh was really doing in his mom’s bathroom. He heard the loud whiffs of several reverse handkerchiefs.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Reverse Optimism

The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.

The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces

Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.

by mdwong August 19, 2009