Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!
by wizardofaus86 November 30, 2021
Get the Peter Duttonmug. The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022
Get the Evan Petersmug. Peter Sweeny is a man described by many as a Stewart Little esk with a hint of faggotry. He is a man who enjoys the hobby of chugging cock and cum guzzling. He takes a hourly 6.9 cocks, and has a Guinness world record for taking the fattest chode in the world, orally.
by Johnny Simps January 31, 2020
Get the peter sweenymug. Very popular in mvms because of how nice he is. He is a asshole most of the time though and thinks he’s tough he’s mad skinny and is only good at sports cause his father forced him.
by Dumbass2004 July 4, 2019
Get the peter braunmug. by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006
Get the Peter-perfectmug. The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'
Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”
by KnowIdea January 29, 2012
Get the Peter Fatmug. The nicest, kindest person you'll ever meet. This girl is so hot and sexy, every boy will want her. A (Meilynn Peters) was probably born in December and is very smart. She will go to collage by the age of 16 and will make a invention that will change the world. If you are a (Meilynn Peters), you will have the best friends and you can choose your friends wisely. She will always make good decisions and bring the best in people. Chinese and American name.
by Alaha Smith February 11, 2021
Get the Meilynn Petersmug.