The act of flexing your index and middle fingers on each hand rapidly in the air while speaking to indicate "here's where the quote begins and ends." Particularly useful when conversing via phone and the other person can't see you doing it, such as:
by username: LadiesMan217 July 09, 2009
by Dr. Jones and Doctor Johnson March 04, 2010
When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
by Butthole penis July 26, 2019
verb.
the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.
the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.
"There was a girl in the library Cheeto-fingering the keyboard."
"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"
"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"
by t4z July 28, 2011
When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!
Amy: So how was your night with Benny?
Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..
Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..
Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 30, 2009
by snatchtrapp September 01, 2008
A description of the random pressing of letters excitedly when using instant messenger or chatting. Antonym of Angry fingers.
a_special_knome: OMG!! i so just won us tix to da WRPDtr!!
an_idiotic_haxor: OMG NOFKNGWAY!!! asfjklaj kjakfaskldhfkjhagkjjfdjkdl!!!
a_special_knome: gahhh!! happy fingers!! lkahsdfkahkjghakkafdahkjhkfajhakjh!!!!!
an_idiotic_haxor: OMG NOFKNGWAY!!! asfjklaj kjakfaskldhfkjhagkjjfdjkdl!!!
a_special_knome: gahhh!! happy fingers!! lkahsdfkahkjghakkafdahkjhkfajhakjh!!!!!
by MandyM*** June 15, 2006