by tumtum September 11, 2005
Get the california potato mug.What the world thinks they are like: Cute, sexy, outgoing, basically your dream girl. The sad reality is
1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?)
2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose
3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser.
4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues...
5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!)
6. AIDS.
7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"
1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?)
2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose
3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser.
4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues...
5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!)
6. AIDS.
7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"
I went to California for a vacation after my days in good ol' Uruguay only to find that the people of California are generally assholes who are self centered and Anti-intellectuals. They think I need to be brown skinned because according to them, South Americans are mestizos just because they've seen Mexicans, but never Costa Rican (White), Dominicans (Mulatto), Peruvian (Native) or Latin America as a whole. They also think they are objects of worship and end up breeding from wedlocks after dating 400 men. I am glad I did not fall for the California girl trap, I did end up with a beautiful Australian girl in the end.
by Emnesity September 23, 2010
Get the California girl mug.if its yellow let mellow if its brown flush it down. In Arizona when its brown flush it twice because California needs the water. California water is a gift from Arizona.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.
by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006
Get the california water mug.An adjective used o describe the annoying habbit of midwesterners to adopt the social/fasion habbits of bigger better cities for lack of they're own uniqueness or style.
by Lt. Roastabotch April 7, 2006
Get the Mervyns California mug.the act of giving anyone a swirly, then holding them down on the ground as you shit in there mouth, then ejaculate over the shit.
by evan stewart February 20, 2009
Get the california cupcake mug.the stupidest town ever in california that is boring and has nothing good to do...it traps children from doing things they wish to do
by JellaPhobe123 May 14, 2011
Get the Somerset, California mug.A convertible with the top down and loaded with goods, generally tall or bulky objects that will not fit in a closed vehicle.
"That privacy screen is too large to fit in my Crown Vic."
"True that, but it will fit in my California pickup."
"True that, but it will fit in my California pickup."
by broogle March 22, 2009
Get the California pickup mug.