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face wreath

A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.
"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."

"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."
by rainbowrobot28 April 14, 2010
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base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance
1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!
by southwalessniper December 14, 2009
mugGet the base-facemug.

Bland Face

=^I.

A new emoticon that actually expresses your face during an average conversation online. Pretty sure you don't actually "lol." Or "xD."
=^I

Bland face, can replace any expression, because your face is normally expressionless during online chatting.
by tntahsin August 14, 2011
mugGet the Bland Facemug.

Windex Face

A person that's parents used to much Windex on the sliding glass door so they walked into it all the time.
She has a Windex Face.
by WESt9891 November 28, 2011
mugGet the Windex Facemug.

Sage Face

A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.
Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)
by baldinhuhes December 18, 2017
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Sami-face

A look of disgust, usually seen on a brown guys face after being insulted ten or twenty times by close friends. Usually preceeds dirty looks and horrible acts of violence.
A: You suck ass!
B: *sami-face*

A situation like this usually follows B planning to kill A or B walking away all depressed.
by ISSC March 10, 2010
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Unicorn face

Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.

Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?

Ben: Something edible obviously

Lawn: Wawa?

Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
by Bennehftw December 4, 2022
mugGet the Unicorn facemug.

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