covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

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Johnny Test

Johnny Test is such a good friend of mine. He sucks at pool, loves trail mix, and is hilarious. He also goes by John Cena. He is weird and wants to drop out of college because he is giving up. Tell him not to. He also is a momma's boy and a pussy. He won't let people play on his phone or use any of his items. He is super stingy with money. He has many friends.

Johnny Test, I don't want you on my pool team, you suck!

by Yinz November 8, 2022

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test lag

The tiring effect of being on a week long Disaster Recovery test being very similar to a 24 hour flight from the other side of the world. Effects are felt for many days.

Dave had to arrive late to work this morning, he was suffering from test lag

by Tom Humphreys January 24, 2007

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Barne's Test

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

by The one with pie February 26, 2009

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5 beers test

5 beers test - a universal standard to measure greatness by. Does it pass the 5 beers test ? eg, the 5 beers test for a song is that if you've had 5 beers, and that song comes on, you have to hit the dance floor. If you do it by reflex, then it's a pass.

5 beers test for a computer game: if you've had 5 beers and someone mentions a computergame, and your immediate, reflexive, unthinking response is "That game is awesome !", then that game passes the "5 beers test".

by denoument November 10, 2013

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