Stan

Super fan of something or someone

I'm such a Peppa Pig stan

by [e-mail] July 30, 2019

Stan the Man

A guy with a total inferiority complex.
Much more popular than he thinks he is.

"Hey stan your the man"-me
"no I'm not"- Stan

by A. Heid January 27, 2004

stabfuck

verb : the action of using a sharp object to stab a hole into a random part of your partners body, and repeatedly ramming your rock solid shaft into the wound.

ahhhh bro, i got shwasted at that party last night and stabfucked lisa in the thigh.

by L. Scottith III July 12, 2011

Stanford

A fake university created to make money from application fees. Nobody ever actually gets accepted, and if you think they did, its really just a scam.

My friend says he got into "Stanford" but I really think he is just going to spend four years in Palo Alto screwing around.

by Greeniulon December 9, 2018

Stanford Achievement Test

A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.

These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.

Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.

by The Real Driller December 20, 2022

Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.

Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.

by T-Free88 May 15, 2010

shanfraft

To penetrate with outrageous power and vigor

I shanfrafted my girlfriend last night.

by thevenezuelan24x May 18, 2010