The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.

-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.

by Jpauliq August 13, 2020

Jack standing

The act of masturbating while standing up

Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer

by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

t-rex stand

when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.

i have such a t-rex stand

by nicki_minaj_fan May 15, 2025

Standing Tall

To Have an erection or boner from an attractive person or major event.

Past Tense: Stood tall

That ending on “you don’t know my name” by Alicia keys had me standing tall.

I been stood tall since that Kim K tape.

He stood tall as her hand slid up his thigh.

by Ornett June 5, 2024

25 cent stand

When you fill someone’s mouth full of sliced lemons and sugar then fuck them in the mouth until you make lemonade

I turned that girl into a 25 cent stand

by Riadini June 30, 2021

stand her in good stead

to be useful to someone(her/him) in the future

she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her

by flobil November 15, 2023