Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.

It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

shift

To masturbate.

I love to shift.
I shifted so much yesterday.

by MP Shifter December 22, 2008

Shifty

1) A excalamation that represents "shit" because their may be adults or somebody around that may find you offensive or immature.

1)
Jo Bo: I have contracted AIDS.
Masa: Holy Shifty Me TOO!!!
2)
Garon: Damn I got to take a shifty!! Get out of the way.!!
3)
McNally: When I was at football practice I saw Reno take a Shifty!!
Hong: Hey Reno did you take a shifty on the field?
Reno: No...Who told you!?!?!?!?

by Honginator October 14, 2004

shifta

The odd ball, the kind awkward person who sits in the corner by herself and mumbles.

The indecisive or Shifta person would rather order all the toppings then just get the regular ones...

by a duck who cant quack April 27, 2014

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

blame shifting

a process in business and government wherein the blame for something bad is shifted from person to person

Can't we have a decent argument without your constant blame shifting?

by anonymous we are one February 12, 2012

shift-easy

another word for bi-polar diease.

dude shes got bi-polar, you know she's a shift-easy.

by sidr January 8, 2008