mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Cold Spaghetti

Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.

Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.

by GamingDudester December 4, 2017

Spaghetti Head

When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti

"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"

by OL_Sloth92 March 26, 2021

Spaghetti

Spaghetting: when someone slaps someone across their face with their male genitals

"fine, Draven go Spaghetti Katherine"

by FunkinDraven March 24, 2023

Spaghetti

Sloppy Italian sex

Guy 1: Hey me and my wife are going to do the spaghetti tonight
Guy 2: Cool me too

by You'reAIdiot January 20, 2020

Spaghettied

When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti

Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!

by GoonieDaddy March 22, 2022

Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.

"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025