A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
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The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.
Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough
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a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.
Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"
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Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
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