skeet ball

When giving a guy a hand-job, aim his ejaculate toward his face. Much like the popular children's game, skee ball, if you make it in any of the holes you get points.

I was giving my man a hand-job this morning, and when he came I aimed it toward his face. Afterward, he asked me if I was trying to get it in his mouth, saying, "What are you trying to play? Skeet ball?"

by jnfr July 20, 2013

skeet nigger

An insult used to describe a person acting stupid.

Gosh, my boss just fired me, he's a dang skeet nigger.

by Cody H. June 11, 2006

Skeet

A chav or thug

" look at the skeet mua fucka. "

by Jooooooel January 14, 2009

skeet cohee

to throw still warm seamen on someones back or body part

i skeet cohee'ed on cory yesterday

by stoph March 1, 2004

Glory skeet

to jackoff and skeet at someone through a glory hole.

ever take a notion to glory skeet.

by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009

holy skeet

exclamation, such as, "Holy crap!" used in times of suprise, shock, confusion, or awe.

"Holy skeet! Whats going on here!"
"Holy skeet! you got tickets to the Strokes concert!"

by Alee July 27, 2005

Skeet Sleep

When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.

John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.

Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped you loser!

by MisterBasto October 22, 2008