September 1st

BTS’S MAKNAE’S BIRTHDAY, THE MF ONE AND ONLY JEON JUNGKOOK!!!

BTS: What is today?
ARMY: IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST, KOOKIE’S BIRTHDAY!!!

by Cockblocker795 September 28, 2021

September 11

The day where the twin towers were attacked

On September 11 the twin towers were attacked

by I like tacocats and FATTIES August 19, 2019

September 4

National do your boyfriends makeup day

“It’s September 4 you know what that means. I’ll go get my makeup”

by anonymous September 2, 2021

September 7th

Fuck a triplet named jacob day.

Wow I get to fuck jacob today its September 7th.

by Jackyboi558 October 18, 2019

September 15

any girls born on this day have the biggest b00bs youll ever see.

“damnnnn. when was that girl born?”
“September 15th obviously.”
“I shouldve known - her milkers are massive!”

by L3M0NZ_ February 8, 2022

September 6th

September 6th is national finger a dude day... A female will finger a male because it’s different. If you are a female, you will be fingered by your previous love... if you don’t have one then u finger urself.

Girl : ‘can I finger you’
Boy : ‘shouldnt it be me fingering you’
Girl: ‘Its September 6th’
Boy: ‘Oh okay’

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

September 5th

National diarrhoea day

Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th

by AyeRbel October 16, 2020