sean is the most gumpy person in this world. there is no one as gumpy as sean. he is very fat and full of himself and needs attention so badly he makes the worst jokes I've ever heard. He gets head from emo bitches who only smoke and don't go to class, and he plays Fortnite instead of doing his homework for the class he has a D in. He also looks like Gaten Matarazzo.
by losam April 30, 2023
Get the seanmug. The best boyfriend in the world, he’s perfect, his smile is amazing and his hugs are the best, being in his arms are the best. He’s just the best I love him
by user83838282 March 18, 2022
Get the Seanmug. That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.
by EmKayJ January 24, 2023
Get the Sean Snow Stormmug. Man 1 : hey didnt you get a blow job of sean last week.
Man 2 : yeah he took my foreskin clean off and I came so hard I shat myself!
Man 2 : yeah he took my foreskin clean off and I came so hard I shat myself!
by Bruce the boost December 29, 2023
Get the Seanmug. This guy is tall and handsome. He has an amazing personality and is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s my favorite person and I wouldn’t trade him for anyone else. He is by far the best cowboy I have ever seen. He ropes bulls like a bad ass and hunts Elk like no other. I’d get on a horse with him any day;) plus, unlike all the other Sean’s his dick is as long as a horses.
by L.Olivia November 23, 2021
Get the Seanmug. The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all
by Beanol April 28, 2025
Get the Sean’s Razormug.