Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.

Sam didn’t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.

by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

Roasting jasmin day

The 29th of april is roasting jasmin day

Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day

by Oh my mu April 29, 2022

Brogans gran’s roasts

Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold

They were amazing until she dropped dead

The spuds tastes like brogans gran’s roasts

by Spudatron November 30, 2024

Roasted

To get made in fun of and everything he andher says is funny as fuck

That nigga just got roasted

by That nigga DaddyW Aka taj September 6, 2019