retard strength 

When sufficiently angered, the mentally handicapped show immense gains in their physical strength, not unlike the Incredible Hulk.

Person1: "One time, one the set of Life Goes On, Kellie Martin pranked that kid that played Corky. Well he got so mad he punched her squre in the face and gave her a concussion!"

Person2:"Well, that's retard strength for you!"

retard strength by Retard Joe December 22, 2006

Retard Rub 

When someone is trying to say you are being stupid but politely by just rubbing your arm or shoulder or head.

" Im not being stupid, don't you Retard Rub me!!!"

Retard Rub by crazybirdlover September 6, 2009

retard jones 

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .

hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.

retard jones by kalisz June 14, 2010

Retard Alert

A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.

Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!

Retard Alert by DCGM June 4, 2008

retard farm 

the act of planting and harvesting retards

oh man look at those retards!
yeah they probably came from tom's retard farm.

retard farm by deepthroats March 26, 2010

retard rotator 

A fidget spinner

Look at Kelly playing with her retard rotator again...

retard rotator by c9h13no3 June 11, 2017

Retard Attack 

The inner retardation of a person all comes out at once resulting in a retard attack.

Ermin just had a retard attack in class.

Retard Attack by PonyFighter28 November 3, 2021