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Park random

that kid is a park random definitely a all star 2
by kobebrynat69 March 24, 2023
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Rail a Random

A verb meaning to have sex with any random guy or girl, someone you don't already know.
"How was the New Years Party?"

"Awesome, I got to rail a random, twice."
by tecat January 30, 2012
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riding the rancor

This is the dangerous act of banging a girl underage (jail bait). It is highly advised for legal reasons not to "ride the rancor." But to do so and come out without any consequences is a feat that not many accomplish, unless you are a Jedi. Luke Skywalker was seen surviving a rancor encounter in "Return of the Jedi." A rancor is a large carnivorous reptomammal native to the planet of Dathomoir. As you can tell it is equally as dangerous to encounter a rancor as it is to have an "encounter" with jail bait. This can be used in several tenses such as "Lets ride the rancor" or "He rode the rancor" and lets not forget "riding the rancors."
Dude 1: Dude I rode the rancor last night.

Dude 2: Dude she was 15!

(at a party)

Drunk 1:Oh man this girl is coming on to me.

Drunk 2:Bro, she is like 16 your 25.

Drunk 1:Time to ride the rancor then

(At a mall)
Bro 1: Dude bro you see that girl eyeing me?

Bro 2: Careful riding the rancor is dangerous, and illegal in most places

Bro 1: Luke survived

Bro 2: You're no Jedi bro
by princeofbrosia July 9, 2012
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R.O.R. random Obama rant

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.
You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"
by tripp1009 January 27, 2014
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random inanimate nerd

One of three nerdy friends who enjoy randomness.
You can't wipe your backpack with a random inanimate nerd.
by Zander March 12, 2005
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random

non essential, confusing and often misleading word, used in reponse to any sentence which may envoke slight shock or simply a confused state.
most commonly used in situations which in fact, are quite common, and generally quite essential.
NOT RANDOM:
person a: have u got any nieces?
person b: yeh, my sister had a baby yesterday
person a: WOW RANDOM!

RANDOM:
person a:have u got any nieces?
person b: There was this big yellow bear and he had a tribe ov owls and the owls had green hair and blue wings and very many eyes and one day the dog went to the beach and found The Land of Faraway and decided to go home, and then the Russian Pygmie Army bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands ran at Craig, but craig, having wings flew away, but in his panic, as he was terrified ov the Russian Pygmies bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands (some even had the little umbrella ones.....) he flew straight into the Empire State building, and in a severe state of shock and confusion (as he lives in Clevedon and didn't know where the Empire State building came from) he got a marmite sandwiche out from his bag and ate it. But out of no where a parcel arrived for Egbert, which was a very parculiar thing as no one but me knows anything about Egbert (as he lives in my shoe) and i didn't send him a parcel. To pollys surprise the clouds had turned orange and ofcorse this means it was raining apple juice (durgh). I was walking down the road the other day and suddenly this cookie fell from the sky right in front ov me, 'no waaaaaay' said the man, 'itz raining fucking doughnuts', so he picked up his cat and carried on his journey to Jupiter.
person a: WOW RANDOM!!!!!!!
by 4bz April 7, 2004
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