Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

paddler

A person from the shallow end of the gene pool. If there is a cream of the genetic crop, this group is the stagnant scum in the nearby lake.

"Fucking hell, have you seen the teeth on that guy? Absolute paddler."

by el-generico July 11, 2019

PaddleHeads

A term used for a group of duffers who float down the river.

"Those Paddleheads are floating down the river in their uniforms!"

by StrangeUnexplained November 8, 2019

Paddle Breath Cheat

A person who cheats at Call of Duty. Usually named Charlie

A paddle breath cheat is worse than OJ Simpson
Person 1: i was playing with a guy who jumped really high earlier..

Person 2: ahh yeah thats Charlie the paddle cheat.

by Peanutbutterlickdown February 24, 2020

Poddle

A small pond that dries up in summer like a puddle.

My dog can drink from this poddle in winter, but has to look elsewhere for water in summer.

by SpinosaurusSushi March 2, 2021

Paddleboat

A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.

I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls

by The-most-dangerous-wanker May 27, 2021

Peddlephile

A person who is sexually attracted to bicycles that are under 20inches

Keep that guy away from your bike. He's a peddlephile

by MoeDaHoe46 August 17, 2021