Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Poor Pussy

A game in which several children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be Poor Pussy stands in the center. Poor Pussy then kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes the new Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must move onto the next child and try again.

"Tonight at my sleepover, we're gonna play a nice, fun game of Poor Pussy! Who wants to be the pussy!?"

by seusswizard January 15, 2014

if push comes to shove

"If push comes to shove then we'll . . . . . "

Colloquial southern English meaning, " if it really comes to it" "if there's no other choice/option/possibility"

"If push comes to shove . . . . then we'll have to get a taxi "

by Gioffre March 11, 2017

hulk push

To try to go pee even if you don't feel like you need to. Use your strength like the Hulk to push out all your pee.

It's a long drive, so please do a hulk push before we leave.

You should do a hulk push before bed.

I just did a hulk push, can we go now?

by staticjen May 28, 2017

Destroy Pussy December

The act of a female’s Destroy Dick December in which a female must orgasm once on the first twice on the second and three times on the third.

Hey babe are you participating in Destroy Pussy December?

by Ibeatmymeat420 October 28, 2019

Jap Pussy

Jewish Asian Princess Pussy

girl- You made the “bomb pussy” list. You’re Jap pussy.

girl 2- wait like Japanese? Jewish Asian Princess pussy?

by Jap pussy October 30, 2020