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Premature salutation

The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.
After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.
by VNFP October 10, 2018
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prematurely skydivulated

Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.
" oi i got my first win the other day, i prematurely skydivulated "
by jackson cockload August 22, 2018
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Prematurely laughing

When you laugh way too early at something or before anything has even happened.
“Why are you laughing?”

“Im prematurely laughing really funny movie part coming up
by Wackojacko357 November 6, 2018
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Prem

Similar definition to sick , or cool, it means something that is good and fresh and trendy!
“That coat it prem innit
by ThOrPeYnUgGet November 20, 2018
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Premeditated Dick Sucking

Premeditated dick sucking is the act of planning out how, when, and where to suck someone’s dick.
“Bro you have to do Premeditated Dick Sucking so everything goes smoothly
by iluvcowboys420 March 4, 2019
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PDOEM

vegan vegatarian

Public Displays Of Eating Meat
When your non-vegan friend eats meat in front of you. If done obnoxiously can be a form of anti-vegan activism.
Please stop with your PDOEM in front of me while I eat my cruelty free lunch.
by Hahasobsob March 25, 2019
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Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.
Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.
by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019
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