When a porn star's birth control technique of choice (condom, pill, pull-out, etc) fails, and the female porn star becomes pregnant. A porn baby is the result of a pornographic "accident."
When {insert female porn star} forgot to take the pill before she shot the creampie scene, and 9 months later she had herself a porn baby.
by JakethemotherfuckingSNAKE September 30, 2006
Get the porn baby mug.A condition that results from the constant or excessive watching of pornographic material.It is characterised by an inability to get an erection under circumstances that do not involve the watching of pornographic material, due to the lack of psychologial connection between other human contact and sex. One treatment involves watchin porn until the erection is achieved then having sex, this re-establishes the connection between other people and sex. This condition is more frequent in virgins as the initial connection has not been made.
Guy 1 - Nikki's pissed off man! i jus cant get it up if i aint watchin porn!She sed she'l leave me if it keeps happenin!
Guy 2 - Dude..... youv got porn creep, iv never actually seen it before tho!
Guy 2 - Dude..... youv got porn creep, iv never actually seen it before tho!
by Mr. Azz August 6, 2006
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"Yeah! it's great here! unlike the USA!"
"Wow Tod! Whats the best thing about it?!"
"School, of corse."
"Why school, Tod?"
"NO PORN BLOCKER LOLOLOL"
TOD HAS SINGED OUT.
"Yeah! it's great here! unlike the USA!"
"Wow Tod! Whats the best thing about it?!"
"School, of corse."
"Why school, Tod?"
"NO PORN BLOCKER LOLOLOL"
TOD HAS SINGED OUT.
by LOLcats never LOL October 22, 2008
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by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004
Get the porn flip mug.Any science related media including magazines and television on the topics of math, physics, geology, cosmology etc that excites a self described nerd.
I was watching the science channel and my girlfriend accused me of wanting to look at Nerd Porn instead of her.
by Coyote628 September 6, 2013
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by Jmgeneious January 10, 2019
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