Poon Monkey

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!

"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"

by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010

poon mast

the biggest poon; an extremely gay kid

you are a poon mast !

by P Blunt July 4, 2006

poon princesses

Annie and Heather. They are the masters of working the poon to your hearts delight. Bow to them.

"I can't believe how good the poon princesses are!! I've never felt so much pleasure in my poon!"

by Heathurr April 10, 2005

poon face

a faggit a.k.a samm mcclernan a butt face one who smells of vaginal fluids

by retsel toks May 18, 2003

Poon Tap

To use the back of your hand to hit a woman's or a man's private parts

"I gave Katie like 20 poon taps, and she stood there pretending it was okay."

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004

poon slayer

me

i am a poon slayer

by thep00nslayer69 December 5, 2021

poon basket

Slang term for a vagina.

That hottie has one tight poon basket.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005