Bi-eber-Polar Disorder

A mental disorder afflicting teenage girls, characterized by extreme highs at the sight of Justin Bieber with marked lows or depression upon hearing of his association with Selena Gomez.

Boy: OMG, Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez?!

Girl: WAAAAHH! (The Snooki waahh) FML! I need a drink!

Boy: Someone has Bi-eber-Polar Disorder,

Girl: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MEDICAL CONDITION!

by SUNRHAE March 1, 2011

Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

BI-polar

a girl who can't decide if she is bisexual or not; frustrating

Ex: Why won't she just have a threesome with us? It's like she BI-polar!

by LovelyBurlesque March 24, 2009

Bi-polar

Usually someone who is bi-polar is named anna; all annas are bi-polar

"hey whats up with her?"
"Her name is Anna"
"So..?"
"Don't you know all annas are bi-polar?"
"Oh yah i forgot"

by MyNaMeIsAnNa July 20, 2012

Poland Sperm

When a man sperms into a water bottle (preferably poland spring) until its filled to the top. then he drinks it

Man, i got a stomach ache from drinking all 6 of those Poland Sperms.

by zelda ben February 24, 2009

Polackian

A person that eats polish sausages, they don't speak english, they live off the canadian welfare system.

Your mom is a a welfare loving Polackian.

by Distractedlife February 14, 2007

polar bear

a long frozen peice of poop, used as a dildo

this chick was freaky. she polar beared herself before fucking me.

by sarthran February 26, 2008