Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.
person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
by deez6_9 July 13, 2023
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Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.
by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023
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by Pistolpeddy January 6, 2024
Get the Parkering mug.Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
by nawn January 26, 2024
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Parkers_views such a good friend to his fellow hrs and especially to his twin
Parkers_views such a good friend to his fellow hrs and especially to his twin
Parkers_views: HEY TWIN WHATS UP?
Moondrop: HELLO, TWIN IM GOOD I GUESS...
Parkers_views: Aw that's okay to hear
Moondrop: HELLO, TWIN IM GOOD I GUESS...
Parkers_views: Aw that's okay to hear
by YourlocalfurryXavier November 20, 2023
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