pixel whipped

A person that becomes controlled by a internet relationship; to the point where cyber-sex and pixels are more important then a real life sexual relationship. To become a chat room wanker full time.
a)Melissa makes Lonnie dance like a puppet on his webcam in front of 100 people. He is half a man now that hes PIXEL WHIPPED.
b)Instead of meeting a woman in his local area code; Frank made love to his hand in front of a computer screen. He is truely pixel whipped
by THECHILLPHILL June 21, 2008
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Pickle Whip

A synonym for cock slap, it is the act of bludgeoning another being, be it male or female, with you penis. The attack usually happens on the face, but if you suck at aiming then you might hit other things. Girls enjoy said experience. You may threaten your friends with it.
Me: Dude, I pickle whipped that chick till her face was red
Friend: You're a faggot
Me: Don't make me pickle whip you!
Friend: I'd like to see you try
Me: *Pickle Whips*
Friend: Ouch
by Rdy95 August 19, 2009
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Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010
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pickle whipped

V. 1) To be possesed sexually by a man. 2) to hopelessly fall for a man. 3) to be slapped on the head with a penis.
1)she was pickle whipped by the seventh orgasm. 2)she was so pickle whipped that she couldn't eat without him. 3)he pickle whipped the girl with his erection.
by dieselpunker April 16, 2009
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tight whip

A Tight Whip reffers to a hot ride. Especially an Escalade(TM). If you roll a tight whip give a holla on the forum. peace **WP 4 LYFE**
How long you been rolling that tight whip?
by Busta Lines October 28, 2004
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Miracle Whip

I cum Miracle Whip

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by isochronismisms! June 19, 2009
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pussy whipped

a word to describe males who are completely dominitated and tied to their female counterpart, the cannot make and decisions or do anything by themselves for the are completely controlled by the girl (aka the pussy)
"dude barret schroeder is so pussy whipped, yet he talks shit about other guys"
"fuckin' a man, like seriously dude, can he go one week without wearing the shirt she got him?"
by CTizzle May 24, 2006
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