by K-dawg123456789 December 20, 2008
Get the Sweeping out the pole barnmug. Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
by Al_000 May 27, 2023
Get the I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances onmug. Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Get the Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Polemug. A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
by bulletface April 20, 2015
Get the I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extensionmug. Hi John.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012
Get the Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.mug. If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
by Sidam September 7, 2013
Get the To throw monkeys out of the South Polemug. I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.
by Catfishin September 5, 2018
Get the Pole Jumpermug.