A poor man's burger . It consists of chips ( preferably barbecue chips or Doritos), piled on a single slice of bread with a dash of Tabasco and crushed into a ball in one's hand. An excellent choice for a late night snack.
We wanted to hit up Dennys after a long night of drinking but we didn't want to chance D.U. I so we stayed in and had Puto Burgers instead. Puto burger
by Pedio September 13, 2017
A poor mans burger. It consits of chips (preferably bbq chips or dorritos) piled on a single peice if bread dashed with tobassco and crushed into ball with ones hands . Great for a late nighr snack.
After a long night if drinkin we didnt want to risk a DUI so we stayed in and had puto burgers to get us by. .
by Pedio September 07, 2017
by Big Burger Guy November 13, 2022
Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.
by Neptune's Fat Dick July 03, 2021
by Big Daddy Troy November 30, 2019
by Igaveurmomthe D November 28, 2017
Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
by tastyvension January 27, 2014