Jizz Muffins

Particularly fine, fuckable breasts.

Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.

by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009

jizz hit

n. insult. 1. A person who messes up in life severely; one who is a dumbass; one who should quit at life.

n. 2. Also can refer to the ejaculation of man prematurely and rather quickly. When it's like a rocket shooting out.

Variations of the word can be made into a verb as well.

1. "Jesus Christ, you jizz hit, why the fuck would you slice your dick in two for a special piercing?"

2. "Man, his jizz hit was so fast I didn't have time to duck, and it got all over my face!"

by Zeitgeber August 06, 2006

Jizz Trough

A common insult that does not necessarily have any extreme negative or sexual connotations.

"Herbert forgot to take out the trash again...

...what a Jizz Trough."

also

"Hey can you get me some milk from the fridge?"

"No."

"C'mon, don't be such a Jizz Trough."

by bobbysansvetements December 08, 2009

jizz shake

this refers to the consistence of the man's jizz. A jizz shake means that a guy's cum was neither thick or watery but had the consistence of a milk shake

As I swallow Brian's cum it was like drinking a jizz shake

by Jerry and Brian August 07, 2003

Glitter Jizz

A specialized jizz that comes out of a vampire, particularly Edward Cullen.

Dude! I have never seen anything as sparkly at Cullen's glitter Jizz!!!

by Glenn Beck 2 May 03, 2010

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2012

Jizz boy

A jizz boy is someone who comes last in an organised competition

This year Baz will be Jizz boy

by Stan Tag May 03, 2006