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cucumber blasting

Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.
I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.
by QueCumBer January 17, 2014
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slam blasted

Making a scene about, ridiculing, blasting at someone about losing in the game of life. To deny someone or make fun of them reminding them of there failures.

Looking at only the things someone does wrong not at anything they have done right. Condemning. Judging with self righteous volume. to publicly humiliate.
He slam blasted her in the store for missing an eight hundred dollar payment even after she had already paid most of it and had given him thousands in gifts. He made a scene about it and made it sound as if she had never paid for anything at all.
by mypart November 7, 2012
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Baja Blast

When you shit fart the cum in your asshole on your partner's face.
My girlfriend gave me a Baja blast. It didn't taste as good as taco bell advertised.
by Sydswag May 28, 2020
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cheddar blast

When an unforseen tax free infux of goverment funding is depositied into your bank account. Examples of such are overpayment of taxes resulting in return, college refund checks, ones month worth of pay in the Iraqi desert, and a blast from any other source you deem worthy of cheddar blast.
"Man, I got some cheddar today!...Nah man, I got a CHEDDAR BLAST!"
by Federmaus187 February 3, 2005
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Benson blast

I took her downtown and gave her the benson blast
by Niggameapples October 13, 2016
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Flavor blast

To ejaculate within the mouth of your unsuspecting significant other during a routine act of fellatio with great speed
. Usually accomplished by holding back until the right time when they can't pull their head away.
" She/He was not expecting me to flavor blast his/her mouth after 30 long minutes of sucking"
by Initial Buret Volume August 28, 2019
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chili blasted

damn boy don't chili blasted me with all that info.
by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009
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