Sheriff's Offices are important.
And then there's the fact that it's a dichotomy. And then there's the Fencing Fencing.On the other hand, the Dad And the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) returned to The Sheriff's Office in time.
by CalebFromBlood1997 June 1, 2025
Get the The Sheriff's Officemug. For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?
What would you do if you had an office? Would you let a bunch of people you didnt know, didnt know you, and who you didnt give a fuck about take it from you? Or, would you guard it with every weapon available to you? Especially if you knew you were for the most part able to disappear and reappear when and where you wanted to.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
Get the Officemug. Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
Get the Works at the post officemug. by BDHN January 28, 2021
Get the The Office of the Epiphanymug. Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
Get the Post Officemug. I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
Get the Office Pool Eunichmug. When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
Get the Office Jihadmug.