jess magana

jess is a booty tickler

omg yea that girl jess magana loves to tickle booties

by supercoolpersonandNOTsofia!!! February 14, 2022

Jesse

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.

Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.

by Ese July 16, 2020

jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009

Jesse

Dirty fortnite kid who smells terrible

Man he’s such a jesse!

by Carson209 September 27, 2020

Jesse

A Very Dangerous Disease.

Symptoms: Death

He's With Jesse Now

by MONKEYedlyederurir June 8, 2023

Jesse

He is the most wonderful and in credible person you will ever meet in your life. He will make you smile even on your hardest days. He is everything a girl would ever want for a boyfriend. He makes you feel special and loved. When you are in his arms you’ll never want to leave because you feel so safe and protected and loved. You could stare into his eyes forever and always know that he’s there for you and will never let you down. He is the most special person that anyone will ever meet in a lifetime and when you find your Jesse you will know and you’ll never want to be away from him ever again.

girl:I just talked to the sweetest guy on the planet
girl: what was his name?
girl:jesse
girl: duh

by carebear123456 December 3, 2020

Jesse

Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.

friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh

by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022