tuna surprise

a fishy ass pussy

she has a tuna surprise she probably doesn't wash her cooter.

by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma January 5, 2021

Talkeetna surprise

When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.

That toilet is total talkeetna surprise

by Hazzah#1 April 23, 2018

Norwegian Surprise

When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.

Guy: Hey! Check out my Norwegian Surprise!!

Girl: Ewwwwww!

by DeathItsAComin' January 14, 2014

talkeetna surprise

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.

On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.

by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018

barf surprise

A cuncoction of mustard, peanut m&m's, chocolate chip cookies, and water.

MMM that was good barf surprise.

by Paula & Christina. January 14, 2007

tinder surprise

finding a match on the fore mentioned dating site and arranging a date only to discover the person looks nothing like their profile picture and you feel a tad cheated

" bloody hell what a right tinder surprise i had there :O she had hands like chip shovels "

by pethead March 31, 2016

Skinless surprise

Most animal penises

My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”

by Papihoudini June 28, 2019