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the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020
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cheese banana

I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.
by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016
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Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.
I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.
by KING HORN November 20, 2017
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Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
by SerialMind July 25, 2014
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Banana fart

A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.
Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?

Oops sorry...
by Lava lamp July 26, 2016
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sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.
I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.
by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008
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dusty banana

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erect penis.
Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.
by Slimshady7375268 March 9, 2014
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