Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 29, 2021

naked boobs

The 24th May is a send your naked boobs day. Send this to a friend to have a pic. Dont use google pictures

Send a pic of your naked boobs.

by MasterHelper May 24, 2023

naked boobs

The 24th May is a send naked boobs day. Send this to a friend to have a pic.

Send a naked boobs pic

by MasterHelper May 24, 2023

Naked and Afraid

a girl and a boy that like eachother but the girl is to embarrassed to date the boy so she doesnt talk to him at all.

"Omg Dolly wont talk to Harry!"
"Oh my god shes probably Naked and Afraid."

by sorrymargeybabey May 22, 2017

Driving Naked in Arizona

Masturbation

My wife caught me Driving Naked in Arizona again

by C A Seine January 12, 2022

Naked Odwalla

Naked Odwalla's are decendants of Oompa Loompa's. The Naked Odwalla Tribe is believed to be an extinct race that originated from Odwallaville back in 1602. They are called "Naked" Odwalla's because they have never been spotted with clothes on, and have been known to flash their genitalia at humans as a prank. They are now rumored to still exist and run the Illuminati, Legend tells they will reveal themselves again on 12/21/2012.

The Naked Odwalla Flashed its Junk in my face!

by Mrbuzzmuff September 14, 2011

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D January 19, 2012