church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked

Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out

by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023

Naked Scorpion

A scorpion fall but naked and done intentionally

He was trying to impress her with the naked scorpion.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

Double naked

Being naked, groomed so that there is no public hair with the intent of being fucked.

Honey I'm lay here double naked for you.

by Englishlad4729 September 9, 2018

Naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

by Rat tat tat tat October 3, 2019

Naked Barbecue

The host of such shows as Escape to the Legion, Man vs. Wild, and Worst Case Scenario.

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Naked Barbecue

by Drinker of Piss October 17, 2012

you got some nice naked beans

You got an nice pair of boobs

Her: Hi jhon
Him: You got some nice naked beans
Her: Thanks

by Big_alc April 5, 2020