dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.

I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.

by dootzero September 17, 2021

mushroom hut

Just a hut made out of a giant mushroom

"I would like for you to come inside my mushroom hut"
"You have a really big mushroom hut"

by yes222222222222222222222222222 January 22, 2021

Mushroom in a Triangle

Mushroom in a triangle refers to a pp being inserted to a vjayjay in a 90 degree angle with great rapid force

Rylee has a mushroom in a triangle as her discord name, you know she likes it rough.

by Super Straights September 19, 2021

Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

little miss mushroom stamp

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.

So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night

by sdmama April 9, 2017

mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.

My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.

by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020

mushroom

a disgusting filth of growth that is literal fungi and tastes like alien slime and smells like your worst nightmare.

if you are someone who has had the unfornunate meeting of taste buds to mushroom, please seek assistance before you turn 40

by dellabella July 11, 2022