The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies
I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.
by Whippedmamasboy October 10, 2020
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Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."
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by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022
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The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.
While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.
Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk
The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.
While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.
Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk
1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.
2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.
3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.
2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.
3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.
by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014
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by Valkyrion May 12, 2019
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by Notorious1 July 8, 2012
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by virgin69 June 3, 2009
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