Feral Trailer Monkey

The children left to run wild in trailer parks.

I was afraid to water my flowers because there were feral trailer monkeys in my yard again.

by BabyFister March 2, 2011

brazilian smuggle monkey

It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.

The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey

by Ornstein/Smough December 21, 2013

Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")

"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"

by RandomMoron February 22, 2020

Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey

This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey

by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020

Who Names their Monkey Cat

When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.

Angel: who...
you:?
Angel: Who names their monkey cat

by P3RrYy January 7, 2021

black nigerian fufu monkey

A black tiktoker gobbled up his nigerian fufu like it is someone is going to steal it.

Because the fact that it was just finished cooking, steam were coming out of his mouth as he eats the fufu.

"bro stop eating like a black nigerian fufu monkey"

by Junchie December 12, 2022

Baris the Turkish monkey

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!

Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!

by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023