Glorious Model O

The glorious Model O is the main mouse for every single 20 year old male who plays hypixel bedwars for a living. The mouse gives you an instant autoclicker and its a pretty neat mouse. Its also super light so you can throw it at ease. (you week mf) the O stands for "Oh my god I've never touched grass before" and the mouse looks like it was pulled out of a bee hive.

oh my goodness! my girlfriend just broke up with me but its okay because now i can click and insane amount of CPS with my Glorious Model O

by Psyic April 14, 2023

dirty medalith

When a girl squirts in your mouth and you swallow half and spritz the rest on a taco as a substitute for lime juice.

"I wanted to go out for tacos, but I wanted lower calorie option so I chose a dirty Medalith! "

by Nick'sPizza May 10, 2023

Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?

Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

by White Noise August 22, 2023

Ho medal

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.

In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.

by Your Fantasy President September 8, 2023

Bronze Medalist

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.

I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.

by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023

Role Model

People do not have roles and, therefore, do not need to be modeled. Insults and anger don't somehow magically inflate my viewership. At least no more than "Work hard hustle culture rhetoric" inflates the viewership of these fucking work-salesmen infotainment guys. The Youtube algorithm mills that shit out almost exclusively. All manner of things "Could hypothetically cause abstract harm." But I could likely find an INVERSE CORRELATION between THIS and any hypothetical "Harm" being done. What constitutes abstract harm varies. The truth could be considered harmful situationally. Additionally, benign things could be conflated with "abstract harm" to justify canceling people. This has actually already happened on several occasions.

Hym "Hey, how many subscribers did you get after I referred to you? You know what? I don't actually care. I never claim to be a role model nor should I be required to be a good one to justify success. What makes you think I don't put thought into this? Just because it's not a fucking youtube video it somehow doesn't count? You bought a fucking camera. That's your 'higher quality of production.' The Joker is based on a hypothetical I wrote about Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson in response to the proposition that men were being kept in check by the threat of physical violence and I wrote some of the dialogue. I wrote quite a few joke for the highest rated season of Solar Opposites. And this is the framework for a dozen different shows, movies, and anime. But YOU want to talk to me about not focusing enough on the production value? Get the fuck out of here with that. Now... I'm debating whether or not to insult you... Hmm... No... No. I'll save it for next time. How about this? If the correlation between 'insults and anger' and views is higher than the correlation between fat cocks and success with women... I will grant YOU and only you 1 request. Anything you want."

by Hym Iam October 14, 2023