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Mafia Manicure

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.
Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure
by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011
mugGet the Mafia Manicuremug.

Underground Mafias Army

A Club Penguin army community full of absolute wetwipes. Typically they go on Club Penguin Rewritten and try to annoy innocent players going about their day. The HCOM is clueless as well.
Did you hear about the Underground Mafias Army again? They're a bunch of nimrods.
by clubpenguinlad December 18, 2020
mugGet the Underground Mafias Armymug.

Discord Mafia

A community on Discord dedicated to playing mafia that has existed since 2019. With over 600 members, there’s always games running and mafia to be played.

If you see this and decide to join, ping the co-owner named Lune with “fish” and don’t explain why.
If you want to get into playing mafia on Discord, join Discord Mafia. The invite is gg/social-deduction!”
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
mugGet the Discord Mafiamug.

whore mafia

1. A social concept where a gaggle of hoes that use their pussies as an only way of life to survive without actually being pimped.

2. A group of women having kids with multiple men and leaving them for the child support.

3. A group of women sleeping with guys for material and emotional gains without intention of being faithful or being there for them in any way in return.
Example 1:

Guy : Wow, Maria is so pretty!

Female: Steer clear of her she belongs to the Whore Mafia.

Example 2:

Guy: Since my wife became part of the Whore Mafia,I'm living in a Shack and can't see my kids.
by Arealbluntmothafucka May 16, 2016
mugGet the whore mafiamug.

Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens who shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"
by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025
mugGet the Mafiamug.

Ponciau mafia

Solid kids who run ponciua, usually hanging out at the mushy or the bandstand, watch out don’t mess with this gang, they’ll have you, vaping crew watch out for the clouds it’s how you know when they are around. Own the bandstand, their personal safety zone. Beware don’t mess with these lads, they are ten men
Ooh it’s the ponciau mafia
by Who said it? October 6, 2019
mugGet the Ponciau mafiamug.

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