Fucking the Vendo Machine

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.

I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!

by idolatro15 September 23, 2009

armpit time machine

1. when the smell of your armpits brings back the memories of adolescence.

2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.

Dude it smells funky up in here; it's like an armpit time machine.

While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.

by Drockinit April 24, 2010

green card generating machine

someone (particularly men) that would marry someone from another country (who is usually but not always significantly younger) knowingly or without realizing or is in denial that the person they are marrying is using them to get a green card.

The guys who marry foreign girls are green card generating machines.

by Kinpatsukami December 14, 2010

Wyoming Yogurt Machine

While engaged in sex, it is the art of dropping a fat deuce on the sex partners chest that curls up like frozen yogurt. That would make the producer of the turd the yogurt machine.

Oh this is a large poop. It has curled up. You are like a Wyoming yogurt machine.

by Smith2069 July 25, 2016

Nazi snowflake machine

A distasteful way of saying incinerator.

Jim: How do you think we should deal with terrorists?
Me: I think we should line them up in front of a nazi snowflake machine and shove them in.
Jim: So they can all finally feel special?
Me: Yep

by Jason knows me October 4, 2016

and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

Machine gun kelly

It's where the Male takes pop rocks puts them in his mouth and shots them like a machine gun into his girls vagina

Fred machine gun Kelly kimmie last night. Strawberry was the flavor

by BThomsen December 20, 2020