Zuckerberg moment

When you have the epiphany of a life changing idea or design but you explain it to a technically superior geek who develops the idea and makes millions.
That was my Zuckerberg moment, I shouldn't have gone public with that idea. The guys I told are now millionaires.
Only if I had the technical know how I would be rich by now.
by Gekoguy November 28, 2012
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Hallmark Moment

A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.
"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"

"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."
by juliett May 19, 2009
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OMAR Moment

When a person says something off topic or very stupid.

Outrageously
Moronic
Asshat
Retard
by MicklePicklez February 11, 2011
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tard moment

A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.
dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.
by trammyman lol September 05, 2007
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Sputnik moment

The point at which circumstance reveals unambiguously the need to change.
After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.
by m0llusk October 29, 2006
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Fuck Moment

A moment where you're just like, "Fuck."
You're car won't start because it's -10F and the snot is frozen in you nose and you can't feel your fingers and you're already running late so you're just like, "Fuck."

That is a Fuck Moment
by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$ December 09, 2009
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Jordan Moment

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.
"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"
by jordie jo January 03, 2020
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