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hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.
Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.
by PhranQ Bobrick December 15, 2022
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Knock

When your wife is absolutely beautiful, but is being a brat and won’t tell you what something means. Usually after sex; drug use. Or both.
Tell me what KNOCK means before I give you a peg leg pirate.
by L man July 29, 2023
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Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.
Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night
by Pintalicious March 5, 2011
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Knocking out a chavvy

I can't believe she's 'knocking out a chavvy', she's already got enough kids to make up a football team!
by Kebab42 June 3, 2023
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Chinatown Knock-off

A fake or a copy of someone or something. Chinatown has some of the best knock-off bags, shades, etc. Chinatown is considered Lil China located in Manhattan. The word knock-off basically means fake. So put two and two together. A Chinatown Knock-off is something or someone who's fake.
Bob: Im at the top at the spectrum and you're at the bottom.
Tom: Yea ok....
Bob: You try your hardest to be like me. You're nothing but a Chinatown Knock-off compared to me.
Tom: Look man, you can call me whatever you want to but remember, everything legit that I get you always happen to get the non authentic version and try to be upscale.
Bob: o_0
Tom: Yea oooooh is right.
by BrooklynPrincess February 9, 2012
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rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017
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