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Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
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uwu e-kitten

some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<
person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
by RileyKay May 26, 2024
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Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017
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Discord Kitten

A discord kitten is Kerem him and dr.siburian have had some chats online on discord about really yummy things and have done the deed in the school bathrooms
Dr.siburian: Kerem sit at the front my discord kitten ~
Kerem: ok daddy
Person : WTFF
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Magic Kitten

A Series Of Books Written By Sue Bentley Starring A Magic Young White Lion Named Flame Who Disguises Into A Kitten To Keep Himself Hidden From His Evil Uncle Ebony.
Abbey's Mom: What Are You Reading, Abbey?
Abbey: Just A Magic Kitten Book.
by Handle Here June 18, 2018
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kittenize

to make someone your little kitten. when you make someone your little bitch
“i literally kittenized nick
by aphoticasf January 28, 2024
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