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Jack Keller

A slave owner that is good at basketball. Eats children, Gegts all the hoes
by Summit ninja Gee June 5, 2018
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Brendan Kell

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite
person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell

person b: ahhh that makes sense.
by imoyyy July 13, 2018
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Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
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the kellening

When an egotistical front man robs 100k from his fans just to fire the band who earned him those fans after the fact.

The downfall of Stacked Like Pancakes and brass rock as we know it.
Man, pancakes were pretty tastey until the kellening happened.
by MaverickLobster October 4, 2018
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Zachary Keller

Used to have dreads now he's just deads inside. A person who is a bit iffy of a person. Always has to be right in an argument.
by LeBronGemz23 November 7, 2018
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Danny Keller

Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more

1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.

And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.

Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?

DK: Can you hold off on that for now?

Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
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Helen Keller

just a long way of saying hell. a replacement when using the term, hell.
The helen keller?
What the Helen Keller?
What the Helen Keller is going on?

Who the Helen Keller left pubes on the toilet seat?
by Qt tip February 13, 2019
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